I was going to post the YouTube video of Leonard Nimoy singing "Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" here for everyone to enjoy (or at least spork your eyes out), but at the last minute I resisted. You have been saved! Feel free to thank me.
If you're talking about eyes, this is one instance where you must use the word spork. However, in general use, I prefer the term runcible spoon. (Even if it only sometimes means spork.)